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hit a cycle

To sleep with four women, in no particular order, where each of the four must be from a different Scandinavian country. This is done over a short period of time (no longer than four days/nights) with no women from other countries being slept with during this time. A natural cycle is to sleep with a woman from each Scandinavian country in this order: Finland, Norway, Sweden, and Denmark. Usually military men from the United States and Canada, stationed somewhere in the EU, participate. This has been known to take place at holiday resorts where women from each Scandinavian country are present abundantly (for example, Thailand). Of course, unlike baseball with observable evidence, whether a cycle is reached or a natural cycle is acheived is rather doubtful, as most men claim success and yet in reality very little has taken place between the braggart and the woman in question.
Example:
Person One: Jim! Where is she from, man?!
Jim: Denmark!
Person One: Think you can hit a cycle?
Jim: I know so, man!
by 569 Clifford July 15, 2009
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I'm a cyclist too

Describes a person who claims to be a cyclist and uses that fact along with claims of their vast experience in the activity to claim they have credibility in discussions about bicycling safety. They tend to suffer from an extreme cases of Dunning-Kruger syndrome and Cycling Inferiority Syndrome and are often arrogant anti-car proponents who wish to use cycling to impose their way of life on others.

It actually turns out they seldom know much - not even the most common types of bicycle crashes and how to prevent them or about the complexities of transportation planning and engineering.

With this lack of knowledge, they often find themselves victims of close calls or misunderstanding how the the transportation system works. For every year of cycling they get away with without something happening to them allows them to boast their arrogance and claim that the way they do things is the "safest" or "best" way to do things. This often is contrary to the actual expert advice. Engaging with these people is often frustrating due to their inability to read and make logic, rational arguments.
Competent Cyclist: This proposed piece of infrastructure is dangerous. It increases the risks of certain turning and crossing movements. Each participant cannot be seen until the last minute - the instant right before the two crash.

Arrogant Cyclist: Competent Cyclist is just a vehicular cyclist who doesn't want people of all ages and abilities to bike.I'm a cyclist too , and I ride every day for transportation, and this makes me feel much safer!
by BMUFL January 23, 2019
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Cyclone

While a Person spins around playing some lame ass game with them selves,someone comes in and hits the person and they fall and cry.
Jenny was spinning and Gabriel gave her a Cyclone,Now Gabriel is going to get beat by jennys dad.
by Marc Bez July 18, 2007
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cycek

My cycek is very large and hard
by Wojciech June 5, 2003
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Going cyclic

v. When one pulls frantically at the toilet roll consuming vast amounts of toilet paper. Usually as a result of an unusually untidy faecal event or occurence.

The term originates from the phrase used to describe firing large continuous bursts from a belt-fed automatic weapon, consuming large amounts of ammunition.
Phhhoowww! That was a messy one, I ended up going cyclic.

The poor bugger in the next cubical sounded like he was in a bit of distress, I heard him going cyclic.
by PheeSeas October 31, 2013
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cyclopia

A rare birth defect that makes it so that the eyes in a developing fetus does not split resulting in the child being born with only one 1 deformed eye and usually no mouth or nose this causes the infant to suffocate
Birth defects cyclopia
by Fact robot January 16, 2018
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cycle baby

a podcast created by Queen Tyler Oakley and Korey Kuhl.. hilarious advice and anything you have wondered about.
' ohmygraceffa!! did you hear Cycle Baby yesterday?!?'
'YASSS IT WAS SO FUNNY!!'
by calumshood December 30, 2014
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