Jamaican cruise

When a black girls pussy hair is so long you can make it into corn rows.

Parker: hey how’d it go with that chick last night?
Ethan: it was fine after I gave her a Jamaican cruise, it was thicker than she was!
Parker: ok then

by Ethan R. Clipss October 31, 2018

booze cruise

A ride somebody give you because you are too inebriated to drive anywhere safely or legally.

My friend gave me a booze cruise home. He told me later. Thank God I got home safely!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Predatory Cruiser

A person that drives a round looking to pick up a person to fulfil his next thrill..weather it be drugs, alcohol, sexual , ..unfortunately it can also lead to worse situations kiddnapping ,torture, murder.

Friend: When i was walking to your house , a srranger pulled up and asked if i needed a ride.
Me: Good thing you didnt that was a predatory cruiser.

by Hypnotikeyez December 12, 2018

Beach Cruiser

An American knockoff of a Dutch bicycle

I saw a beach cruiser on the beach.
He bought a beach cruiser to start riding to work.

by fietsen December 24, 2018

carter cruise

Carter Cruise (born April 24, 1991) is the stage name of an American DJ, producer, model, and pornographic actress.

Carter cruise got me so hard last night in the new video she posted on pornhub

by .............,. February 20, 2019

watermelon cruiser

Typically linked to a bloke who dogs the boys at any chance. He is usually extremely feminine and gets offended when you call it out. Don't be this guy.

fuck me he's on the watermelon cruisers again

by Chestosterone October 30, 2019

tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021