Veneer Criminal

Veneer Criminal: A modern twist on the classic career criminal, the veneer criminal is often a high-level UK drug dealer known for dental veneers, or 'turkey teeth.' They flaunt a flashy lifestyle, with designer brands like Gucci, Rolex watches, and flashy cars. Their partners are often bright orange from tanning, have bold gaffer tape eyebrows, and have had bad cosmetic enhancements like boob jobs and duck lips. They love to flex their wealth on social media, despite having no legitimate income, making them an easy target for the police. In fact, the police don’t even need to leave the station; they can simply browse social media and catch them flaunting their wealth. They spend most of their time vacationing in Dubai and decades in UK prison.

Lee: Frank, guess who I bumped into the other day? Tommy from school bruv!

Frank: Oh yeah? What’s he up to now?

Lee: He’s got them Turkey teeth now and a sick German whip and a hot orange bird now.

Frank, how can he afford all that bruv?.

Lee: I think he's a veneer criminal now, Bruv.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese November 28, 2025

gross behavioral criminalization

Classifying or indexing all human behavior in a criminal context so all activities can be used as pretext for investigation and prosecution.

The polar intelligence matrix between the average person and policy makers induced a gross behavioral criminalization after years of adopting confusing law.

Everyone broke the law on a daily basis because they lived in a state of gross behavioral criminalization.

Gross behavioral criminalization allowed for an easy wiretap on the police department.

by Ontological June 26, 2018

schrodinger's criminal

One who makes criminal statements, particularly suggesting committing a crime, attempting a crime or otherwise endorsing a crime to be committed, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

The president, playing schrodinger's criminal, said voters could send a mail ballot and then try to vote in-person to see if the mail ballot was tabulated.

by ifjejwo93jf8djq91jddgh September 2, 2020

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

im buying criminality

Representing a person as a transgender, femboy and / or furry with more than 12 pronouns and loves being a socialistic activist about their rights.

Hey bro, im buying criminality

by XDDD@#$@(#& September 25, 2021

How's It Creaming?

Synonymous with "How's it going?" or "How are you doing".

"Hey, Jack! How's it creaming?"
"It's creaming great bro, thanks for asking!"

by CreamBoy97 October 7, 2021

Age of Criminal

The age you are Legally responsible for Your own actions

You said you say I'm at the age of Criminal

by 459395 March 6, 2022