Crap Tickets

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 09, 2010
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Whatever and crap

When someone is unable to complete their sentence or bring across his point, whatever and crap or whatever and shit is substituted to complete the sentence.
Like I said before man whatever and crap
Downstairs looks dirty whatever and shit”
by Telemachus the shepphard November 15, 2019
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crap nuggets

Used to express pain or shock. It was a rare phrase but became more common when Metroman used it in Megamind.
by frabrizio September 14, 2016
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crap flooding

A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.
Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.
by winston smith the III March 20, 2017
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Snap and Crap

"The shower curtains and mirror were an obvious give away John was doing a snap and crap."
by grayvie train November 08, 2016
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Crap collector

Someone who travels the world in search of the rarest and finest pieces of crap.
I recently quit my job to become a crap collector.
by Professor Stinkbottom December 06, 2009
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crap dumping

When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.
"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."

"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
by clem7632 June 23, 2008
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