japanese fire cracker

When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia

Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?

Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this

by Wacka flockin November 1, 2017

i want cracker barrel for dinner

code for a way of saying “i wanna die”

ex. i got an F on my test, i want cracker barrel for dinner.

by berrydrew June 20, 2018

Christ on a cracker thanos no

A reaction when watching marvel infinity wars when seeing thanos kill off Loki or many other characters.

Thanos doesn’t deserve the mercy of Christ or even the almighty crackers

“Christ on a cracker thanos no! What have you done!”

“Serenity, Christ on a cracker.”

by Unawaregirl April 3, 2019

olivia the cracker

A white bitch that thinks volleyball is better than basketball and thinks that it is easy

Boy: ohh yuhhh we won the basketball game
Olivia the cracker : umm excuse me but basketball is totes easy sksksk volleyball is way more challenging

Boy: ummm ok

Olivia the cracker:Yea like i would beat u in any sport sksksk .... i like justice

by rthrtye5u6 November 21, 2019

Tennessee Hip Cracker

1. When you pick up somebody and slam them down, with them landing on their hip first.

No regrets when I pulled a Tennessee Hip Cracker on my English Teacher!

by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 6, 2021

Cracker cab

the cab company that only employs white cab drivers who are racist skin heads. gotta love em.

screw them packi's im callin the cracker cab

by Joe awesome and spoochy September 26, 2005

SALTY CRACKER

A pissed off white boy.

A pissed off white boy is a SALTY CRACKER.

by Tad Jones January 22, 2009