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Deli counter

The sexual fetish of throwing sliced lunch meats at a willing recipient of interest in a hope to stick a slice upon the body. Sparking extreme climax.
by That foo July 30, 2013
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Banks county

Banks county is full of skanks and imbred rednecks. Fake people roam the halls everyday packing dips and actin hard. They snitch like crazy and act like they are your friend, but be careful banks county will ruin your life!
Cade: I fucked my cousin last night
Jim: hell ya man ima be your friend for a min and later snitch
Banks county is a bad place to be
by Yeetonherfeet April 22, 2019
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cointatas

Another term for coins, money, duckets or legal tender.

Introduced by popular Rupaul's Drag Race queen Jasmine Masters
Gurl, I am about to go into this job and make these cointatas
by nleepi July 1, 2017
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full-contact accounting

The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.

It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.
Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."
Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."
by Fieldgrunt January 27, 2007
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Hierarchy of Contact

In the digital age we all have a multitude of options for communication. It can be inferred that there is a kind of "Contact Hierarchy" and "Contact Continuum" as not all modes hold the same weight with communication ranging from 1-10.

Hierarchy of contact in 2010 as defined by this contributor:

1. Face to face
2. Telephone
3. Personal Letter
4. SMS, BBIM
5. Email
6. Personal message eg FB
7. Instant Message eg FB, MSN
8. Wall postings, comments
8. "Like," "Poke"
9. Nil contact.
10. Active blocking of contact.

Note: Higher order = increased responsiveness.

A more serious and/or important matter or message would attract a higher order of communication, with the top order being face to face. There are so many ways to communicate, the options are greater than ever before. But is all modes of communication the same, and attracting the same weight of force? Therefore there is a hierarchy. This may vary per user, but there is a hierarchy.
Hierarchy of Contact refers to how the more important the message or reason to communicate, or the person to communicate with, the higher in the order that communication would be. Conversely, less important is therefore lower.

Example, you really need to speak with someone about something serious, you want to face to face with them. If its not serious at all, you might make a posting on their social network wall.

At the end of the hierarchy is active blocking, where someone deliberately refuses any mode of contact.
by AlganonAU December 2, 2010
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shithole country

The ex-Confederate states plus the flyover states (e.g., Nebraska) that are heavily pro-Trump.
We the civilized states shall secede and declare independence from this shithole country.
by barrickolbermann January 20, 2018
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Washoe County School District

A school district that is completely overrun by inadequate teachers and ridiculous, nay preposterous, regulations. It is headed up by a conspiratorial leprechaun whose extremely low stature seems to be an indication of his mental capabilities. The students are aware that they are shit-screwed, but they are unable to escape because of the bureaucracy of administrators fighting over paltry sums of money. From this one may conclude that the Washoe County School District is in all aspects parallel to the inherent and true definition of poop.
The Washoe County School District is an affiliate of the Washoe County Mental Hospital, a place where many WCSD employees have resided.
by Mac__Crazy August 9, 2010
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