confusticated combobulation apparatus

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.

Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

by mulletboat June 5, 2009

Combat Onesie

The act of someone in the military taking a piss. In the Military they tend to add the word combat in front of everything.

Man, I just had three sodas. Now I really have to take a combat onesie

by RoyVA6 January 30, 2009

Combe walk

A walk of incite, anticipation or contemplation which happens over the distance of about 2 miles, at 2am in the morning.

"wow man, im really worried about what is going to happen tomorrow"
"no worries, we will go on a Combe walk to calm you down"

by PeterFan April 21, 2009

Combaro

n. A combination of a comb-over and a mullet. This style is most frequently seen through the T-tops of a Z28 Camaro, hence the name.

Informally, it's a comb-over spotted in any sports car and indicates and ill-fated, dual-pronged attempt to appear younger than one truly is. This usage is frowned upon by scholars and should not be used in formal communication.

Earl's sweet combaro, with whisps of black hair across his skull and long, curly locks down his back, caused a stir with the ladies at the Circle K.

by Number 6 April 21, 2010

Combat Cool

the calm way certain Soldiers, Airmen, Marines, or Sailors act under direct or indirect fire, combat conditions. More over the way they speak clearly on the radio calmly under fire.

TOC Roach: "wow I could really understand PVT Snuffy when he called up his 9-line, that guy is combat cool!"

by soldier that kicks ass June 7, 2011

Cambodian Wet Willy

When you have cum on your hands and you give a wet willy

After i got head i gave that bitch a Cambodian Wet Willy

by SUPER_FRESHMEN December 26, 2011

comb the toilet

Verb. To lick the butthole of a very hairy man in a clockwise direction.

Hey Sally, do you remember Greg? Boy, did I comb the toilet last night!

by Charlotte Purple February 24, 2017