Columbian dynamo

The sexual act of shoving a lit cigar into someone's anus, followed by smoking it, still jammed in their colon.

Suzie gave me a Columbian dynamo for my birthday, and it felt really good after the wounds healed up.

by Captain FunkBox November 28, 2009

Columbian soft serve

When a man ingests so much cocaine that cant acheive an erection then a woman gives him head

Man I was so blown the other night Katty had to give me a Columbian soft serve

by Satori0320 April 14, 2010

Columbian Chico

1. An amazing mexican from columbia. He is capable of being mexican and columbian at the same time, therefore making him better than you.

2. Something to say when you are cumming.

1. "Hey look, its the columbian chico!!! I WANT AN AUTOGRAPH!!!"

2. "Oh...OH...COLUMBIAN CHICO!!!!"

by mackmrorange3 May 29, 2009

Columbus

That obscure moron that actually discovered The place between north and south America as well as Cuba and masicured millions. At the time it was also common knowledge that the earth was round, he thought the earth was smarter than the, um, er, "scientists" calculated

Guy1: have you heard of Columbus

Guy2:that dick who thought he was smarter than everyone
Guy1: yep that dick

by I have no idea how to spell March 28, 2021

clumbo

A jumbo clarinet

I want a clumbo!

by omgitsniamh June 9, 2016

Columbus

didn’t actually discover America

person one: hey who discovered America?

person two: not Columbus

by frog leader May 5, 2021

Columbian Limbo

When you take someone's intestines put them on a pole and see how low you can go with out touching it with knives attached to your head

Jack: It's a good thing they didn't give scarface a columbian limbo.

by gamma82000 December 26, 2009