community college

A place where nobody goes on Friday.

I failed all my classes that were supposed to transfer because I never showed up to the local community college on Friday.

by NewClear October 27, 2013

Junior College

According to Adam Corolla it's high school with ash trays and a waste of time among other things.

Guy # 1:"Hey, where are you going to school?"
Guy # 2:"Just Junior College"
Guy # 1:"I'm sorry"

by Philippe February 5, 2005

York Memorial Collegiate Institute

Probably the greastest high school in the history of North York. Built in 1917 to Honor War Veterans, it holds around 100 Championships ranging from the early years till present. Not only excelling in atletics, YMCI sports a widely known R.U.S.H program which excels in preparing students for university.

A: Hey im planning to go to Mackenzie
B: EWW wat wrong with you, go to the best school there is
A: whats that :O
B: YORK MEMORIAL COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE:D

by memoian December 6, 2009

college

a boring place of optional higher education, which often results in the careless abuse of alcohol, drugs, tobacco, and certain situations involving some form of sex...

I was supposed to be in class but i got drunk and found some horny girl in the freshman dorms and got and gave her a dirty raccoon....MAN I LOVE COLLEGE

by woolleybooger February 28, 2011

College Confidential

A website that is supposed to help high school students and their parents with getting into university and how to manage courses while there, but is flooded with insecure people who act elitist and belittle others based on their mediocre GPA, SAT/ACT scores, etc. If you have a 3.3 GPA, you are seen as a loser similar to someone begging for money on the freeway overpass. Most believe if it's a tactic to get people to become hopeless so they don't apply to the Ivy League and have them get an easier chance of getting in.

User: I have a 3.3 GPA, 1250 SAT and 30 ACT, along with being the president of the Hockey club, 5 AP courses taken with 3 4's and 2 5's, and have over 100 hours of community service. What are my chances of getting into San Diego State?
Idiot on College Confidential: You are more likely to mop floors at McDonald's then get into SDSU with those stats kiddo. Have you considered community college?

by partyrockstar222 August 3, 2019

Onslow College

The most swaggest school in the wild west

Man that school has swag it must be Onslow College

by onsloooooow November 2, 2013

amity college

is one real fucked up school

wow you go amity college !!

by hel;lofhjkdbvgf June 1, 2018