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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: hey Vito, whatchya up to with that Apple?
Vito: “raises arm qwith the hostility apple tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: ah! my what? 😁take it easy big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you”shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs hysterically, Vito spins around and smashes apple on Bams sideburn juice flows while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

clout sucking

last nite sally was clout sucking me so hard i went numb - roy purdy
by Donut dream September 6, 2018
mugGet the clout suckingmug.

Clout

Leslie Aislynn and raelin are so clout
by Cloutgoddess May 10, 2018
mugGet the Cloutmug.

Clout

Slang for I have friends
Yeah accept me I got clout
by Ham Go BRrrr February 22, 2021
mugGet the Cloutmug.

Clout Gucci

Only gods like me own clout Gucci
——-Clout Gucci ——-
by Clout Gucci god December 25, 2018
mugGet the Clout Guccimug.

Crackhead Clout

When one crack head “beats up” another crackhead and therefore thinks they have clout.-crackhead clout
Chelsea does crack and she beat up Megan who is also a crackhead so she thinks she’s hot shit now. Got that Crackhead clout.
by Stonerstitch January 20, 2022
mugGet the Crackhead Cloutmug.

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