Clusterfuck

When something is blown out of proportion. Making a mountain out of a molehill.

It's funny how a simple sneeze can turn into a.... clusterfuck. (That's right bitches, Dane Cook!)

by Munkey341750-413751 July 10, 2007

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clusterfacts

Clusterfacts are a collection of either out of context facts or completely made up facts bundled together and delivered in a rapid fire fashion. Like a clusterbomb

This is a strategy used mostly by right wing political pundits when being interviewed on television. When they are asked a question that undermines their position on a subject they drop clusterfacts like crazy to force they interviewer deal with the unrelated or inaccurate facts. When successfully deployed the interviewer is left arguing facts unrelated to the original question.

Any interview with Michelle Malkin. When asked to explain her support for the Iraq war she launched into a scree of clusterfacts that are easily proven wrong on an individual basis, but en-masse they overwhelm the interviewer.

by earth2kelly August 4, 2009

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Classterbating.

To jack off in class, if you go to a LAP TOP school, and you sit in the back, have a party!

When you shake your dick in class, to a porno on your laptop, its Classterbating.

by TiGGLE BiDDY March 10, 2010

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Cluster truck

When a group of two or more semi trucks are blocking traffic.

I would have been here sooner but I got caught up in a couple of cluster trucks on the interstate.

by allthenamesrused October 3, 2013

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Clusterfuck

(n) the management strategy and architecture utilized by the Edmonton Oilers. It relies heavily on incompetence and ego and downplays traditional values like accountability and heart. To be a true clusterfuck you must be completely devoid of foresight and oblivious to the present situation. You must only focus on successes of at least 25+ years ago as merit for any and all decisions made in the present day.

"Wow, I'm glad our NHL team isn't a clusterfuck like the Oilers."

by Poor Badger December 3, 2014

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