A child lord is a person who was born in a small town and can control anyone. Hitler was a child lord. Only one is born per century. Generally a Child Lord is born into a bad situation. This causes the child's development to be changed and sometimes they become able to control anyone. If a Child Lords powers are used wisely good things come from them.
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Get the Child Lord mug.There are multiple types of children, so i'll list them here:
Gamer: The 8-12 year old that you see on popular violent games, and the ones that you hear screeching swear words they don't even know down their microphone at you or the team you're in. They tend to be the most obnoxious, dumbest and unskilled players you'd probably ever see on a server. Way too spoiled by their parents, and progress to be basement dwellers or tesco cashiers.
Innocent: The innocent is usually 3-10 and usually very cute, as they have not yet discovered the real world. People are drawn to innocent children as they remind them of a time long forgotten - when it was okay to be happy. Could either be smart or dumb, but both are cute, and both babble nonsensical bullshit that adults laugh at.
Broken: A broken child is the polar opposite of an innocent child. ages 3-12, were the spawn of really shitty alcoholic parents who probably neglect them, and therefore, they become total maniacs and do stupid shit, and long story short, end up in prison.
Children are the result of parenting, so if you got one, you better take good fucking care of them, because they are our future.
Gamer: The 8-12 year old that you see on popular violent games, and the ones that you hear screeching swear words they don't even know down their microphone at you or the team you're in. They tend to be the most obnoxious, dumbest and unskilled players you'd probably ever see on a server. Way too spoiled by their parents, and progress to be basement dwellers or tesco cashiers.
Innocent: The innocent is usually 3-10 and usually very cute, as they have not yet discovered the real world. People are drawn to innocent children as they remind them of a time long forgotten - when it was okay to be happy. Could either be smart or dumb, but both are cute, and both babble nonsensical bullshit that adults laugh at.
Broken: A broken child is the polar opposite of an innocent child. ages 3-12, were the spawn of really shitty alcoholic parents who probably neglect them, and therefore, they become total maniacs and do stupid shit, and long story short, end up in prison.
Children are the result of parenting, so if you got one, you better take good fucking care of them, because they are our future.
#1:
Gamer: Your a fag go eat shit dick
Me: Can you stop you stupid child? your hurting my ears, and my k/d ratio with your crappy skills.
Gamer: Fuck off rapist!
#2
Innocent: Whoa is that a train? lets go on it dad! please it looks so cool!
Father, smiling: Not today buddy, not today. *under his breath* thats for when you're older and gotta use it to go to slave labour
#3
inmate: So how did you get here?
broken: My dad starved me so i took my anger out on a cop
Gamer: Your a fag go eat shit dick
Me: Can you stop you stupid child? your hurting my ears, and my k/d ratio with your crappy skills.
Gamer: Fuck off rapist!
#2
Innocent: Whoa is that a train? lets go on it dad! please it looks so cool!
Father, smiling: Not today buddy, not today. *under his breath* thats for when you're older and gotta use it to go to slave labour
#3
inmate: So how did you get here?
broken: My dad starved me so i took my anger out on a cop
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Get the Child Poster mug.when a child is abused or beaten badly by their father or mother. Or the child has sexuality issues regarding if they are gay or straight.
Joshua was beaten by his father, he was a child called it.
Joshua was discovered giving fellatio to a man in woods and under the bridge, he was a child called it.
Joshua was discovered giving fellatio to a man in woods and under the bridge, he was a child called it.
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Get the a child called it mug.A Soulless Child of the night is another name for a ginger, reffering to the fact that they cannot go out into the sun for fear of burning their pale skin, and that they have no souls.
by Endeavourpride November 6, 2011
Get the Soulless Child of the night mug.1. A form a paper craft in which cartoon characters are drawn and cut out in such a way that when photographed with proper arrangement, they appear to be interacting with or subject to the environment around them. They often are but need not be children characters or even human.
This is a more modern, more specific application of "breaking the 4th wall."
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2. A term for a piece of artwork in this style.
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3. A character within the piece.
This is a more modern, more specific application of "breaking the 4th wall."
also
2. A term for a piece of artwork in this style.
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3. A character within the piece.
1. Takashi is my favorite paper child artist.
2. Did you see that paper child that got posted yesterday?
3. I saw this one picture of two paper children fighting, but the artists was pulling them apart.
2. Did you see that paper child that got posted yesterday?
3. I saw this one picture of two paper children fighting, but the artists was pulling them apart.
by wakkadoodooo December 4, 2012
Get the Paper Child mug.When an man and woman have anal sex to avoid procreating. When ejaculation has occurred the man exits his family jewels thinking his little soldiers could do no harm in the anal cavity. However, a "drip" of semen exits the anal cavity and enters the vagina. As a result the woman becomes pregnant with an unwanted child who will later be bullied for his constant smell of poop and his ugly sneakers.
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