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No, Charles!

An expression used to express helplessness, or a potential "Oh SHIT" moment, Essentially when you realize you are helpless to prevent an adverse occurrence from happening.
As i ran up the steep and muddy hill, I began to slip, and as I grabbed small trees to gain my footing in vain, I yelled "No Charles!"
"No, Charles!" popularized in the "im the juggernaut bitch" video when the Shiar chick shoots the helmet off his head that usually protects him from Professor CHarles Xavier's telepathic abilities.
by Pat in the effin hat April 21, 2006
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James charles

The gayest person who has ever lived
OH MY GOD I NEED THE NEW JAMES CHARLES MAKEUP KIT!” -white girls
by realegmoney January 6, 2019
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Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Breed of dog that origingated in England a long friggin time ago. They were the royal dog until the pug was introduced. Looks a lot like a Cocker Spaniel, but nothing like it. Cocker Spaniels are stupid. Cavaliers are the best pets ever.
What kind of a dog is that? 'It's a Cavalier King CHarles Spaniel, you idiot!'
by Abby April 4, 2005
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St. Charles, Missouri

Adequate size suburb with mostly white middle-class people. If you live in the county and meet someone new your 1st question to ask/answer is "What high school did you go to?". Your answer will speak volumes because that is how you'll be judged.

Odd mix of people who think they live in St. Louis, therefore acting ghetto as hell, and people who think they're from the country, therefore acting liks hicks. Nobody lives on a farm, but you might own land a while away. Nobody lives in the ghetto, but SCHS is sketch.

Small enough to call it a town because chances are wherever you go you can run into someone you know. Big enough to call it a suburb if you want to associate with STL. It takes 4 exits along hwy 70 to pass through.

Majority of HS grads go to SCC. A good amount will go to a state school. A few enlist. A lot go to Lewis and Clark. But we all have one thing in common: HS was pathetic and did not prepare you for college.
Most people have their license and a job at 16 years old. The only thing to do is a football or basketball game on Friday night. Maybe people will gather in a basement a drink some beer while their parents are upstairs.
Awkwardly located north enough to like hockey but south enough to say "y'all". Hunting season is just as big as baseball season. Girls wear carhartts for no reason.

Home of the words hoosier, skeet, and hella. Everyone has gone on a float trip, been to el maguey, lyons, fritz's, plays washers, and had a bonfire and CFM slushie.
Scenario A:
Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: St. Louis
Person A: What part?
Person B: Well, a suburb west of STL, St. Charles...
Person A: Oh what's in St. Charles, Missouri?
Person B: ...

Scenario B:
Person A: Oh where you from?
Person B: St. Charles, Missouri
Person A: What high school did you go to?!
Person B: (Next answer is crucial because it says so much about you) Duchesne
... *crickets*...
Fail.
by WestWarrior November 22, 2011
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James Charles

Saying this to somebody is worse then calling him gay
Man 1: wow you’re such a James Charles
Man 2: *dies*
by Yaboigrogles April 26, 2019
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dirty charles

When you put dirt, and then water into your erect penis, and then ejaculate mud all over the wall
I did a dirty Charles last night, but I forgot to clean up, and my parents kicked me out of the house because of it
by FatRipper July 16, 2020
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King Charles’ Fingers

Thick, gourmet sausages. Named as such due to their uncanny resemblance to His Majesty’s fingers.
“I reckon we should bring some King Charles’ Fingers to the barbecue today mate”
by boxy0127 September 13, 2022
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