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dick cancer

Cancer of the dick.
Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai.
Involves several pros and cons.

Pros:
Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks).
You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous.

Cons:
Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger).
Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.
"Fuck that guy has dick cancer!"

"Shame, that fat Maori bitch caught my dick cancer."

"Man, stop watching hentai. You gonna get the bad case of dick cancer."
by The Wok April 20, 2008
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cancer chancer

One who smokes, and therefore risks contracting cancer.
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
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anal testicular cancer

1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer

2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback
ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!

ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?
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cancergoth

A goth whose face does not exist without makeup. One who has taken "ugliness is pretty" a bit too far
I never even realized she was cancergoth until I saw her without makeup
by sciurus July 25, 2004
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cantertoom

A cantertoom is someone that enjoys licking the dust off bricks.
Cantertoomphobia - the fear of licking dust of bricks
"You old Cantertoom!" said Sally to her Grandfather.
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cantering fagpony

1. A small homosexual horse that moves a pace slightly more brisk than usual.
Cindy doesn't want a horsey for Christmas, she would like a cantering fagpony.
by Aras Elocin October 15, 2008
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