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They also have a mysterious roommate named Scott, his pet penguin named Ted, and a robot made from an Xbox named Ezekiel (Zeke for short).
The comic has a rapidly growing community, and its rise to fame has not gone un-noticed by even people who don't play video games.
They also have a mysterious roommate named Scott, his pet penguin named Ted, and a robot made from an Xbox named Ezekiel (Zeke for short).
The comic has a rapidly growing community, and its rise to fame has not gone un-noticed by even people who don't play video games.
In Ctrl Alt Del, Ethan approches Lilah with a pile of wrapped presents, only they've been wrapped with just one.
Ethan - Bask in my neverending genius!
Lilah - Holy crap! Who's this gigantic present for?
Ethan - Everyone! Instead of wrapping each present one by one, and wasting valuable gaming time, I wrapped everyone's presents together! Brilliant!
Lilah - But how will people know who gets which present?
Ethan - While, they'll simply... they'll... oh... hmm... I guess I should've made an instruction book. Or at least a helpful diagram...
Lilah - I'm sure in your head the logic was flawless, Sweetie.
Ethan - Bask in my neverending genius!
Lilah - Holy crap! Who's this gigantic present for?
Ethan - Everyone! Instead of wrapping each present one by one, and wasting valuable gaming time, I wrapped everyone's presents together! Brilliant!
Lilah - But how will people know who gets which present?
Ethan - While, they'll simply... they'll... oh... hmm... I guess I should've made an instruction book. Or at least a helpful diagram...
Lilah - I'm sure in your head the logic was flawless, Sweetie.
by Private Zulen September 21, 2008
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Get the CTC mug.A laughing acronym standing for "crack(ing) the fuck up" similar to lmao or rofl. Primarily used by black people on myspace and facebook.
by Anonymousesketeer May 15, 2010
Get the ctfu mug.1. Computer Transmitted Disease - A virus that can be transmitted between two computers through a variety of internet courses. Main reasons for infection stem from promiscuity with email addresses, exposed ports, planted through a Back Orifice, forgeting to use the patch, forgetting to use trojan protection and reuse of scumbag spyware applications.
2. Cell Transfer Delay - A delay in transfering inmates from one cell to another
3. Charge Transfer Device - Used to stun someone. See taser.
4. Circling The Drain - Someone who is going to die in a short period of time.
2. Cell Transfer Delay - A delay in transfering inmates from one cell to another
3. Charge Transfer Device - Used to stun someone. See taser.
4. Circling The Drain - Someone who is going to die in a short period of time.
1. Bobby's roommate, Bubba, was less than pleased he had given his computer a CTD.
2. Bobby's problems became a larger pain in his rear when he was notified of his CTD.
3. Thinking quickly, Bobbie grabbed a CTD from a passing guard.
4. Bobby knew he was CTD when Bubba grabbed the CTD and said he had CTD because of a CTD in transfer the system.
2. Bobby's problems became a larger pain in his rear when he was notified of his CTD.
3. Thinking quickly, Bobbie grabbed a CTD from a passing guard.
4. Bobby knew he was CTD when Bubba grabbed the CTD and said he had CTD because of a CTD in transfer the system.
by topher June 24, 2004
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Get the CTN mug.An American aboriginal person who spends most of their time being drunk and committing crimes. Usually a result of negligent parenting, self-perpetuated poverty and a general disregard for normal societal values (a.k.a. “The White Man’s Fault”). They are most often raised wild on Cthug Farms, but city-raised Cthugs are becoming increasingly common.
Destiny: Hey I heard your cousin’s in jail again.
Jade: Ya, the cops busted him driving a stolen SUV without a license, and he was drunk.
Destiny: Damn that’s like the third time this year already.
Jade: IKR? He’s such a Cthug! But that’s what you get when your momma’s always drunk and your dad says he’ll be right back and then skips town.
Destiny: You crazy sister? It’s the White Man’s fault!!
Jade: Ya ur right. Let’s go get a flat of Colt 45 and a 2-6.
Destiny: Can we hit the drugstore and get a pregnancy test too?
Jade: Again??? Those things are so damn expensive!
Destiny: Ya ur right. Fuck it! It’s a Tuesday afternoon, let’s party!!
Jade: Ya, the cops busted him driving a stolen SUV without a license, and he was drunk.
Destiny: Damn that’s like the third time this year already.
Jade: IKR? He’s such a Cthug! But that’s what you get when your momma’s always drunk and your dad says he’ll be right back and then skips town.
Destiny: You crazy sister? It’s the White Man’s fault!!
Jade: Ya ur right. Let’s go get a flat of Colt 45 and a 2-6.
Destiny: Can we hit the drugstore and get a pregnancy test too?
Jade: Again??? Those things are so damn expensive!
Destiny: Ya ur right. Fuck it! It’s a Tuesday afternoon, let’s party!!
by WalkingEagle June 7, 2019
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