jake crockett

a blantant homosexual cowboy faggot with a fetish for goat balls, and other farm animal untensils of a male origin

damn jeffery you's a jake crockett

by Themastawordsmith November 22, 2010

crotch crickets

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area

Justin has crotch crickets.

by AK-85 April 22, 2006

crickety

Of the nature of, or pertaining to the sport of Cricket.

1. His batting action is too crickety, not suitable for baseball.

2. A new sports channel launched today on a crickety platform.

by trindas April 26, 2006

crotch crickets

crabs or crotch critters that creep around your crotch. Something that u need to look out for before you get all up on or in someone elses crotch

wow, that bitch wanted me to eat her vertical bacon sandwich and it was infested with crotch crickets

by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007

chicketerian

form of vegeterianism within which sporadic lapses by indulging in chicken feasts occur

i'm proud to be a chicketerian

by By Denis...Alice had nothing to do with it April 21, 2007

davy crocket

To defecate into ones hair and spike it up in a festive manner. When it dries, it should look similar to Davy Crocket's "Coon Hat."

When Bobby-James, and Mary-Sue-Ann make thier weekly love, they enjoy finishing up with a brisk "Davy Crocket."

by Wunderboy January 27, 2008

Crocket

The Crocket (crotch-pocket) is the area between your ass/genitals and the seat, convenient for placing your phone while driving.

Oooooo my prostate is tingling, must have gotten a text from Bill. Hey fetch my phone out of my crocket.

by Assmunch97 August 1, 2017