Crap Smasher

A person who smashes (fucks) some crap, usually in someone else's ass.

Look at that crap smasher over there. He's nothing but a crap smasher.

by Crap Smasher June 8, 2018

Catapult crap

Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl

Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap

by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021

Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.

I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Glimmer of crap

When one is constipated and gets excited at every small sensation of pressure within. This small hope of release is called a glimmer of crap.

Fml, I’m constipated again, not even a glimmer of crap all week!

by dontuseyourrealname101 January 11, 2022

Snap and Crap

The action of snapchatting and shitting simultaneously.

"The shower curtains and mirror were an obvious give away John was doing a snap and crap."

by grayvie train November 7, 2016

Tap and crap

A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap

Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record

by Jayba11s May 1, 2018

Crap dust

When someone passes by (like a drive-by shooting) to fart on someone

Eww that’s a nasty Crap dust

by Dentor January 16, 2020