Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.

My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.

Dong cranker by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

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Hate Cranking

The act of masturbating with such intensity, one gives off aggressive and almost animalistic vibes

Guy 1: hey man, where's Leslie Turnstile?
Guy 2: probably at home watching anime porn, hate cranking it.

Hate Cranking by Ghost Badger August 29, 2017

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rusty crankshaft

When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.

I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.

Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?

rusty crankshaft by Jose VanSpankMe November 10, 2018