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silly chili 

The act of paying (or talking into) a girl to eat out your asshole and you take a laxative right before she begins. As she proceeds to eat your asshole out you shit all over her face and in her mouth. Then you laugh your ass off!
I took a double dose of laxative for twice the silly chili fun on that bitch

texas chili bowl 

To pour hotsauce on someone's anus and then beat it in with an old school heavy telephone receiver (the kind with a cord).
We all hated so we gave him the worst texas chili bowl ever.
texas chili bowl by Dankester April 27, 2005

Texas Chili Bowl 

1. relatively unknown revenge device, all that IS known is that it involves a bottle of Tobasco, a telephone, and the anus

2. Food
"This boy here suffered from a Texas Chili Bowl"

Red Hot Chili Peppers 

A band that used to be good, but now they suck and are completely overrated and bland.

Members of the band include Anthony Kiedis (he used to be a cool guy in the 80's, but he became too self absorbed when the Peppers became famous.)

The overrated and bland guitarist John Frusciante. (Tell me, if he's such a talented guitarist, then why does he play such simple guitar riffs? You'd think he'd actually have the nerve to use his talent to create something more original and complex.)

And of course, one of the most talented bassists of all time, Flea. (too bad for being in an overrated band.)

Chad Smith (I don't understand why he is even in this band? He is one of the most repetitive drummers I've ever heard.)
Red Hot Chili Peppers were a great band back in the 80's, but after Hillel Slovak died, they have gone downhill since.

They should have just gave up instead of making 6 boring and redudant albums and leave us with the 3 classic albums they made while Hillel was alive. Then I wouldn't be calling them "overrated".

deep chili smack down 

the act of sticking one's penis into hot chili then smacking the female in the face till she falls from trying to escape the wrath of the deep chili smack down
if she doesn't suck my dick i'm giving her the ol' deep chili smack down
deep chili smack down by shortfuxfag February 19, 2011

texas chili bowl 

no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"
boys you need to let him rest, some mean boy just gave him a texas chili bowl
texas chili bowl by ktulu666 March 25, 2009