Tiny butthole

A butthole so microscopic that without spit can be impenetrable

Renee has a tiny butthole.

by Fireflame420 May 14, 2015

Jordan's loose butthole

A hole that is very moist and loose on a man named Jordan. Aka VFT

This guy is so jordan's loose butthole .

by 1569Wheels1569 May 16, 2013

bartholin gland

This is a small gland about the size of a kidney bean that sits above the vulva just before the vagina. It is responsible for producing vaginal fluids so that sexual intercourse is smooth and lubricated. Older women often have a faulty bartholins gland, hence they suffer from a dry vagina. The odour of the lubricating juice from the bartholins gland is often dependent on the womans diet, but in younger women the odour could be described as slightly fishy. Red Heads bartholin gland secretions are particularly pungent and cunnilingus is a very tasty affair with Red Heads.

Sandra my girlfriend was a Red Head and her bartholin gland always produced plenty of vaginal juice for my enjoyment during cunnilingus. So pungent was her odour that I used brown bread to mop up her juices and I snacked upon her secretions with relish.

by clinton sounds April 13, 2005

butthole gremlin

a gremlin who inhabits buttholes. ussually very hairy and covered in large quantities of dingleberrys.more dingleberrys than the average bear

" Your such a shit smuggler" yelled Dookie Love "Aleast I'm not a butthole gremlin." replied johnson grass.

by will mcgarty June 7, 2007

Sheep-buttholetitis

When someone fucks so much sheep butthole that they start to resemble a Sheep-man. People who have sheep butthole-titis typically have the curse of being named Peter.

Doctor: So if you were a male sheep and you came across a female sheep would you fuck it?

Peter: Foo! I don't have to be a sheep to fuck a sheep I fuck dem already!

Doctor: Well it looks like you have sheep-buttholetitis...
Peter: So...Can I keep fucking sheep?

by Keatoburrito May 14, 2009

eating butthole

licking of the anus, and eating butthole ass licker, does not taste good, but feels good for the bottom.

Eating Butthole

Maxwell was Eating Lilly's Butthole

Eating Butthole is Diamonds favorite pastime.

by sexguru666 April 14, 2014

Fist Her Butthole

The single defining factor that determines if you are gay or not. To accomplish this feat, will make you instantly straight. However until accomplished, even if you have a girlfriend, you are deemed gay.

Eric: Dude, did you fist her butthole yet?
Josh: Nah, not yet man, waiting for the right time.
Eric: Fag.

by The P-P-P-Punisher February 28, 2011