Ethereal Car Button

A button especially designed into the Nissan Murano. It enables the car to have 0 collision with objects around it, so that it cannot get into a car crash. Its other uses include, but not limited to, pulling out of a garage when someone has blocked you in, preventing hitting trees, and driving wrecklessly. The button can also be unattached and used by individuals for various scheming.

Randy took out his Ethereal Car Button (ECB) from his car and randomly started walking into peoples houses. By the time the cops came, Randy was already gone. Using this product for these means is usually scorned down upon, but totally fun anyways!

by Other Vincent Bondage February 9, 2007

magic marketing button

If your enterprise cannot connect efficiently and cost effectively with new customers and clients, it will not survive.

To do that, each organization (for-profits, non-profits, charities, even NGOs and government departments) needs to have a magic marketing button: a button they can push, over and over again, that reliably and cheaply makes ‘the phone ring’. It is an ‘easy button’, so to speak.

“In the mini storage industry, for example, their magic marketing button can be as simple as sending a postcard to nearby homes reminding them that, if they have too much stuff in their garages, say, they can get rid of it in a hurry.”

by Prof Bruce August 3, 2010

Buttonwood

When someone has a really small erection.

dude u got a small erection. it's a buttonwood!

by Fat Mike G October 17, 2006

Missing button

A supposed person that exudes a presence but isn't definitively present, or even existent; much like 'seeing' a missing button: an object that you may assume exists and is somewhere, but there isn't any concrete evidence that this is so.

*Important*
A missing button is NOT simply someone you haven't met yet. A missing button is renowned on some level, but validated by very few (if anyone).

"Torin has mentioned Erica from time to time for the past couple years and no one has ever met her. Anyone find that odd?"

"Well, we did group chat with her on AIM that one time for 10 minutes. I feel like he might have shown me a picture of the side of her head once, I can't remember."

Erica is a missing button.

by paynattention222 March 10, 2010

flower in his buttonhole

a cockney sexual act involving forceful insertion of a potted petunia into the anus

He went to Paris to have a bit of fun and got a flower in his buttonhole before dining at the monopole.

or

'cor! Artie sure does love that flower in his buttonhole!

by kiddingme August 6, 2008

Bunson

1) A really hot chick with sex appeal, and lots of ass, hence, the BUNS-ON the BURNER. 2) Also known as a fox.

Synonym: Bloody
Antonym: Gutted

Derived from the Marion-Franklin chemistry class "bunson burner"; the gas torch.

Guy 1: Hey bro' look at ol' girl over there...
Guy 2: Daamn, she Bunson as hell!!!

Guy 1 (leaving his friends house): Aye yall, I'm out... headed to my lil'bunson's house...
The Guys: Aight, later...

Guy 1: Bro', keep it real, what did you think about my girl?
Guy 2: I mean, she straight... She ain't BUNSON though.

by slimbodandy February 4, 2010

Brown Buttoning

The act of spreading ones ass cheeks and touching the petri anal area to the surface of another persons body.

"Damn Joel, why do you stink?" "I got brown buttoned last night"

by Richard Lapointe December 13, 2003