Brandon

Brandon is an absolute asshole who never stops getting on your nerves.He thinks he’s a roadman and will torment you for your entire life. He is the type of boy who will randomly try to beat you up but never can. He is so two faced and has disgusting habits. He will never get a girlfriend at this rate.

friend 1 Ew look it’s a rat.

Oh never mind it’s brandon.
friend 2 I hate Brandon he is definitely a drug dealer.

by Local nice person July 18, 2019

Brandon

A sexy , cool , attractive sexy young guy . (He makes all these Bitches wet) If you throw that Pussy @ him he gon hit it (;

"Dam Brandon stick it up my ass!!"

by @big daddy June 13, 2016

Brandon

A person with very violent, potentially psychopathic traits. May also be characterized as someone with a few friends.

Oh shit, he went all Brandon and flipped some tables!
Sitting alone again? It's okay, Brandon.

by ProgrammingGeek December 27, 2016

Brandon

A fucking asshole

Brandon asked my friends for nudes he’s a dick.

by T3rm01 July 16, 2019

Brandon

A fuck nugget that is very mean to girls

That guy is chatting shit about gender equality to those girls over there, what a Brandon

by Pollo1134 June 21, 2016

Brandon

Brandon is the most gayest guy you"ll ever meet. When you meet them at first they HATE you, after you get to know them good luck he may express his feelings that he likes you. HE IS VERY UGLY.

"Hey don't talk to Brandon he is gay"

by anonymous September 29, 2020

Brandon

Brandon can be shy at first but later on can turn into a pedophile and fuck half the school. He likes underage girls because he has a little dick and usually smells like black peoples butthole. He is short, fat, and has no neck but when he gets mad he throws eggs at your house. He is bi.

That guy stinks he looks like a Brandon

by Chupamichicopito October 17, 2019