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Brandon

An only child who’s mom splits up with dad for a woman . Mom is crazy as shit and tends to scream at son for no apparent reason. Lesbian lover has huge handles and is the man in the gay relationship. The father, on the other hand, is a lonely drunk
Wow my mom left my dad for a girl... I’m such a brandon
by miltonsauntie October 12, 2017
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A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.
Brandon used to be a great friend.... not anymore.
by Litty193 December 30, 2017
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He has the Largest forehead imaginable
by BrandonBDG January 4, 2018
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Brandon is the coolest guy on the planet! He knows all things and loves being active. He’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet and means every word he says so ya better believe it! He stands tall and prideful but not in a pompous way, rather he exudes confidence in such an elegant manner and will make you feel like you are the only person in the world with him. Brandon will love you like no other man can show you love. If you meet a Brandon, latch on like a tic on a dog because you’ll miss out on all of the beautiful adventures you will go on with him if you don’t.
Girl 1: “hey, is that Brandon over there?”
Girl 2: “yup, he’s a catch, I’ve heard.”
Girl 1: “I better get my ass over ther !”
by Sweet buns of steel February 5, 2018
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Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.
friend, "whats that smell?"
Me, (sigh) "Brandon."
by MRSkinnyP3n15 May 30, 2018
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No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms
That Guys a total Brandon
by KokoKL June 4, 2018
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Brandon is typically a pale albino male that usually requires sun screen on a day with heat exceeding of 70 degrees. Legend says he has smoked enough weed that he has turned into a cartridge.
Hey man puts some sunscreen before you Brandon yourself
by Tino 31 May 21, 2018
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