blocker

'Blocker' has recently been used in parts South Wales as a word to describe being high or stoned on cannabis.

"I went out and had a coulple of J's last night and I was blocker!"

OR

"You look blocker!"

by Ceri April 14, 2006

Master Cum Blocker

Someone who is a master at blocking large amounts of cum much like the Bruce Lee is a master at martial arts.

Nobody can have sex with Jim because he is a master cum blocker.

by The Dinkster August 19, 2016

spinning blocks

selling drugs

niggatony: what are you doing ?

niggatony jr.: jus out here spinning blocks

by yøungd@ggerd¡ck March 14, 2019

soft blocked

when you approaches a soft serve yogurt machine and have to wait for the guy who jumped in front of you to make his first, or wait even longer for the machine to re freeze the yogurt because the guy that beat you to it made 6 and it got soft

example 1:

i need a vanilla yogurt
sorry i gotta make 10 swirls first..
ohhh you just got "soft blocked"

example 2:

i just got "soft blocked" jose heard i needed a yogurt so he ran to make his first.

by nofriends420 January 4, 2010

Cock Blocker

When assisting a customer at a retail store, getting your sale on, and the girlfriend comes and says, "you look gay." Your sale is gone. You've been cockblocked.

As soon as I got him to put on one of those $500 shirt, his girlfriend totally cock blocked me. What a bitch.

by hurricane November 7, 2003

Bottle Blocked

Similar to cock blocking or vagina blocking, bottle blocking is when you cock block your self. This occurs when one ingests wayyy to much alcohol, brings home a female or male, takes them to the bed room, and proceeds to pass out rather than fornicate.

-Dude did you end up getting with whats-her-face last night??
+NO! I totally got bottle blocked!! FUCK!
-Toats dude that blows..

by mattthomas0 November 5, 2010

Cop Blocked

To be denied a sexual encounter because the cops intruded.

Dude, I was totally about to get road head when I got pulled over. They totally cop blocked me!

by BigCheezy0489 September 29, 2011