Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.

This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast

by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019

Biked

It is when you lye under someone when they are on top.

He totally biked me yesterday.

by KittyCatGoMeowMeowMeow June 15, 2019

bike boy

When you are too much of a Jew to drive to school.

Yo man did you hear Eric’s a bike boy now? What a fucking Jew.

by Robcharles1 August 25, 2019

Pleasure biking

To remove the seat of a bike and insert the rod into the ass or vagina

I went pleasure biking.

Want to go pleasure biking?

by Canidoiy September 28, 2017

drag bike

When you go to take a shit and it leaves a line up the back of the toilet!!

I went to the shitter and saw someone had popped the clutch like a drag bike!

by Time-Bandit(RTT) May 22, 2017

bike chain

bad breath caused by braces

"Yo, it smells when Paul talks"
"Yeah. He got some bike chains"

by greeky81 December 5, 2017

bike-ist

A douchebag on a bike that thinks they own the road. Namely everyone who lives in Portland.

That bike-ist thinks they own the road.

by I_hate_bikes December 11, 2017