Blumpkinnator

the queen of giving blumpkins. someone who gives blumpkins to everyone. a whore.

my friend is known as the "Blumpkinnator".

by cookie fist January 9, 2010

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Blumpkindling

Tactics, prizes, and incremental inducements offered with the sole purpose of initiating a blumpkin from one's partner.

To achieve his ultimate goal, Peter knew that he needed more blumpkindling than sweet compliments and the roses he had given his girlfriend, so he stashed a teddy bear in his bathroom and planned the perfect moment to call her in.

by Marcookski January 20, 2010

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Blumpkin Surprise

When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.

John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.

by Kilroywashere March 7, 2011

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blumpklestilskin

When you awake on the toilet to find you are getting head from an old man

after a long drinking with your grandpa you pass out on the toilet.
Wake and find gramps giving you head.
That's a blumpklestilskin

by Big dick blaque November 25, 2013

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blumpkinsaurus rex

Someone who stands when giving a blumpkin because the floor is far too disgusting to kneel on. In this position the arms are close to the body resembling T-Rex arms, and the person looks like a dinosaur munching on its poopy-smelling prey.

Ask that girl to the bathroom, I hear she's a real blumpkinsaurus rex.

by Mr. Bumphuck December 4, 2013

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