Beaverdale Bootylick

A rim-job given while in a public alleyway somewhere in the slums of Beaverdale. During the Bootylick, deadly bacteria from a homeless mans mouth will infest the anal region, and kill the recipient within 72 hours.

Did you hear about Dave? He got put in the ICU after receiving a Beaverdale Bootylick behind the Price Chopper.

by Thicc nugg December 17, 2020

Beaver Honey

A sticky light golden liquid produced in the honey glands of canadian beavers by fermenting wood chips. It's basically animal resin.

You all get a shipment of Beaver Honey

by TheOneSin September 16, 2021

Beaver Spotting

The act of making an excuse to leave company to go throw up, usually after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

This can also be used as a code as to what colour the vomit produced was.

“Where did Maik go?” “He went Beaver Spotting about 10 minutes ago, I think he found a green one”

by Little_Digital September 19, 2021

beefer

a beefer is a bald person, usually who is bald resulting from getting beefed, aka their hair getting ripped out by another person. originating on parx twitter, it has become a staple in some’s vocabularies

a: oh my god i met waterparks and awsten literally grabbed my hair and yanked it off of my scalp. i’m bleeding.
b: LMAO UR A BEEFER

by boingasmom August 26, 2021

Beaver Butter

The result of a woman's cum and a man's ejaculation mixed together after sexual relations.

"Babe, hand me a towel... I gotta wipe off all this Beaver Butter".

by Not_Your_Mother's_Butter December 30, 2021

Beaverclops

A god amongst men. An actual lord on the thumbsticks, he’s the best player on the ice at any given time

1. Can’t believe beaverclops got traded from Nashville
2. Hey man did you see beaverclops carry Nashville last night? He’s amazing
3. Can’t believe SelkeSean doesn’t like beaverclops he’s the GOAT

by Gvnb February 9, 2022

Beaver Dam

The female equivalent of "cock block". When a female is trying to get laid but someone is blocking her efforts.

That girl is beaver daming me right now.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins May 11, 2022