Ben is the most disadvantageous person, if he breathes in your face, it will disintegrate because of his terrible breath. Ben's breath is commonly used in nuclear bombs because of the level of toxicity in the molecules that make up the breath.
Yay! We are going to win the hockey game! Oh no! There goes Ben, the disadvantage. He just scored in our own net 8 times and we lost 8-7.
by CheddarChowder February 12, 2019
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Get the Ben mug.Ben is a ugly person that has a average iq of 0 if you meet him you will wish you were dead he is annoying person will ruin your life. He try’s to be funny but he isn’t he thinks he’s cool but he actually is the most unpopular person in the school. He makes stupid choices he is a boy scout and people think he is lame because he is in boy scouts he try’s to be better than his friends but he’s not because he doesn’t have friends.
Look at that stupid Ben
by Idioticpersonovertherebtw May 13, 2019
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Ben licks poopy hands
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But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
(dad) Have you got a friend called ben?
(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.
(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.
(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
by shlongmeister April 5, 2019
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Friend 1: What the fuck dude! Why you tryna Ben me?!
Friend 2: Im sorry, im a fucking dumbass
Friend 1: Correct
Friend 2: Im sorry, im a fucking dumbass
Friend 1: Correct
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