boner loaner 

a tease; someone who takes something that you have temporarily; someone who is a buzz-kill

Your mom's such a boner loaner

boner loaner by Kelly Lilly November 17, 2006

boner blanket 

A blanket used to cover an aroused penis.

Hey before you put the porno DVD on, can you pass me that boner blanket.

boner blanket by nouveaupauvre January 2, 2008

boner sneeze 

To ejaculate, squirting semen and sperm all over yourself, a partner, or an inatimate object.

Stop honey, im about to boner sneeze all over!

boner sneeze by Austen the Puerto Rican September 17, 2006

Boner Sniping

When you flash a guy in order to give him an erection, and then take a picture of it

We should go boner sniping.

Boner Sniping by Dying A Virgin May 29, 2010

boner time

Positive reaction to an attractive woman.

"Did you see Caitlin in her backless dress?"
"Yeah, serious boner time."

boner time by charles in charge January 25, 2005

Boner Vaulting

The sport of utilizing one's boner to vault over obstacles. Same as Pole Vaulting except for the use of your own Boner to complete the vault.

Two toddlers were punished for boner vaulting into the bath tub.

Boner Vaulting by Whistling Dixie October 30, 2010

boner jamz 

All the best porn scenes collected from a time period.

Bill: Hey wanna go watch some porn?
Ted: Sure, do you still have your stash?
Bill: Yeah, I compiled a video containing all of the best sex scenes from 2007.
Ted: What might it be called?
Bill: Boner Jamz 2007, my friend.
Ted: Neeto!
Bill: Lets go get Bryce, and have a circle jerk to it.

boner jamz by CelticsFan69 November 5, 2007