isaiah boeck

silly

"hey there goes isaiah boeck getting pansted again!"
"hes so silly"
"you can see his... thing... tiny thing."

by imdownpapi March 29, 2022

Kevin Boehm

a choir teacher who has had a little too much coffee and screams sometimes (we dont know why)

best father ever
we love our choir teacher

boehm 2024

man: whats with that guy?

man 2: i think hes mr boehm, the choir teacher
man: KEVIN boehm?? cool!

by boehms favorites September 22, 2022

Ford boenig

That nigga

Damn ford boenig is that nigga

by Eigablath December 14, 2022

Sloppy Boebert

(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.

Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...

by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

The Boebert

The Boebert - groping a stranger in public

She told her husband “since she was only doing “the Boebert” she technically wasn’t cheating since she just met him and they were only groping in public

by Three Sisters September 22, 2023

Full Boebert

A Boebert but also while using a Vape and being a faux snob

I went to see the show and had to stop my wife from doing a Full Boebert

by Shrink Rap September 22, 2023

The Boebert Express

N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.

Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."

by BostonRarr November 29, 2023