Bastian

Bastians got the best and biggest dicks

Bastians got the best and biggest dicks

by Hello-imjayden November 25, 2021

BEATING THEM GOONIES DOWN

To absolutely devastate and destroy someone, either by rawdogging them in the asshole or giving them hard physics homework

EDP: BEATING THEM GOONIES DOWN of them kids has given me stds!!
Everyone: oh word nigga?

by realdapboy October 4, 2022

Beating Goonies

Slang from ATL. Means having rapturous, often rough, sex.

"I didn't see you at the game Friday; where were you at?"
"Man, you know how it is, I was beating goonies all night!"

by CramorantJaMorant October 10, 2022

beastial pussy

combining the alligator fuckhouse, penguin pussy, and flying camel results in you boning your bitch at the top of the stairs biting her neck, punching her in the back of the head while curling up flapping on her and shrieking.

I just got out of therapy after my man pulled a beastial pussy on me

by ActuallyHot November 25, 2022

beating 90

Aka beat 90

Slang term for jerking off

Will was beating 90 when his mom walked in on him.

by PainKillerXR3 January 8, 2023

beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 9, 2023

nebraska beating

when an induvidual playfully hits someone, but in return receives a full out spazz attack/beating

"wow kristen just gave avery a full on nebraska beating when all she did was tap her on the shoulder"

by AGOSLT July 7, 2012