batman

A batman jizz is when a young man is..uh...getting frisky with a young lady and pull out real quick, jizzes in his hand or a bowl and suprises the chick by wiping a huge jokerman-like smiles across her mouth with the jizz, says in a creepy tone "why so serious?" and then proceeds to tackle her in a rough but sexy manner. good luck children. invented by corinne:)

guy 1: i just batman-ed this chick last night

guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.

by TearsOfBlood December 14, 2010

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batml

Big Ass Titty Mamma Laugh, batml, started by some white kids chatting on AIM, in order to stray from using the cliche term "LOL."

"-Do you see what Mike did last night? It was so funny!"

"-batml, damn that was funny!"

by Scott E. H. September 1, 2008

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Batista

Overhyped wrestler who only does three moves - clothes-line, spine buster and the "Batista Bomb", which is nothing more than a mundane powerbomb.

No doubt he'll beat Triple H at Wrestlemania because the fans love him. Even though he's a steroid pumping freak of nature.

JR - "Spinebuster on Ric Flair... The nature boy gets up gets a clothes-line. Flair gets to his feet and gets a "Batista Bomb" wow batista what an animal".

by Akuma March 25, 2005

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batesy

1. Someone who is simular to a "Bates".
2. A Projector.
3. A person commonly mistaken for a female.

1. "Hey do you know old man Batsey the roofer?"
2. "Bates your such a projector"
2. "Are you a woman Batesy?"

by Duran Duran April 25, 2006

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Batmanned

To be set upon with terrifying force before you know what the hell hit you.

"I just got Batmanned and can't feel my legs."

by Commander Fist August 24, 2011

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Batman

a sex act where while having sex with a female you pinch both of her labia between your finger and your thumb and then spread them out to make them look like bat wings.

Last night I gave Robin a "batman".

by The Youngstown Milkman August 29, 2011

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Batman the Brave and the Bold

a show that embraces how goofy and cartoonish Batman can be.

Idiot: Batman the Brave and the Bold sucks. I'm glad it got cancelled.

Watcher of B.B.B: stfu, you don't know shit. Batman the Brave and the Bold is great! It has better writing than your stupid "serious" Batman, so go fucking kill yourself.

Idiot: okay, calm down a bit.

by Just another comics nerd June 19, 2017

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