ca-ca bandit

one who searches for anal

the ca ca bandit pounded her butt good

by poonhuntr August 20, 2003

Plus Sized Bandit

A person of a larger weight, who really doesn't give a shit. Often loud and rude, and constantly belittling skinny people who aren't "skinny bandits", the posse of the plus sized bandit. Often will cause fights, and over dramatize situations. Eats whatever they want however they want, no matter who is watching.

Did you see that loud guy fighting in the cafeteria??

Yea he was such a plus sized bandit!

by cat55 October 23, 2010

Back-Door Bandit

Noun ~ Some one who actively seeks and violates peoples or sexual partner's anus' for sexual pleasure.

Shaniqua: "So basically yeah, you know Tyrone? Yeah he threw me on the bed when we was gettin' freaky yeah and slid in all Snake like a Back-Door Bandit fam and he was sweatin' and wheezin' all over me yeah you get me?"

Denise: Yeah bitch i get'ch you

by CXN May 16, 2016

coke can bandit

capable of humungous shits in the work place.

Coke can bandit

by Mike Thompson 1 December 15, 2008

phantom shit bandit

A person with an ass so big they would need mirrors to back into the stall visits a public/office restroom and defecates the messiest sloppiest nutty dump all over seat and floor. They always manage to slip away without be noticed, despite HOW big they are.

MY god the phantom shit bandit strikes again. My good it is all over the walls too.

by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009

Bare Minimum Bandit

One of the greatest clans and most skilled bandits on the world

Joey became a Bare Minimum Bandit and stole my milk carton, but not my milk.

by The True Ram and BMNB Captin June 30, 2016

Ass bandit

Someone who is gay but is afraid to take it in the ass.

“I think my boss George is gay, he’s just too afraid to take it in the ass. Stupid Ass bandit!”

by brethren January 3, 2006