awkwardice

(noun) a lenght of time or moment in which two or more close friends find themselves displaying awkward behavior because of some conversation or another. Mainly happens after too much booze, or through text message.

"After we caught him molesting the cat, there was no way to get rid of the awkwardice."

by Epic Calligraphy March 21, 2010

Awkward Dance Breakout

When one amazing song pops up it influences the listener(s) to break out in random and weird dance. The dancers lose awareness of their surroundings and make fools of themselves

At the prom Charlie and Glen heard "right round" by Flo Rida and they started an Awkward Dance Breakout in a sexual and innapropriate dance manner. Everyone was creeped out by them and they stood their distance away from them for the rest of the night

by Little Canada June 10, 2010

awkward reader

A person who comes up behind you while you're reading and begins to read over your shoulder. Even more awkward if they read out loud.

Dude, quit being an awkward reader.

by DiSK171512 July 18, 2010

Awkwardo Stalkwardo

An instance where the individual being stalked is aware they are being stalked by a Mexican. Although the Mexican knows they have been discovered, they continue the stalking as usual, making it awkward.

Boy: Who is that guy, I've seem him a few times following you after school.
Girl: I don't know, he's this Mexican guy, hes been following me, and I swear he has seen me see him. It's really awkwardo stalkwardo if you know what I mean.
Boy: Yeah I do

by Awkasaurus October 25, 2010

Awkward Fist

The pose made when you have to take a photograph with a person you do not feel comfortable with, yet you are required to put your arms around him or her for the sake of a decent photograph. In this pose the hand does not grasp around like a normal embrace, but rather clenches into a fist in case you have to escape this creepy person.

"Ohmigosh, I just met the best man and he is really creepy! Do I have to take a picture with him?" - Maid of Honor
"Don't worry about it! Just use the awkward fist!" -Bride

by lazerest May 14, 2011

Awkward Crocodile

Another of the awkward animals, similar to the awkward whale. This is when one person leans across another with outstretched arms and holds their position, as if a crocodiles mouth is open.

*Awkward Crocodile*

"Hey, this is awkward!"

by Googly G August 17, 2011

awkward

to have difficulty in certain situations, usually around people.

Jasmine was awkward today meeting her mate's family.

by cheekymonkie April 12, 2012