Ham Crevasse

An extremely meaty lady trouser area.

Hey Dave, check out Sandra's Ham Crevasse.

by Curtain1080 March 07, 2011

Ham off

To wank.

"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."

by Ed The Jed August 14, 2008

Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.

I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!

by Pierced69 September 23, 2011

ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020

mammy hams

The naked thighs of a larger built old woman.

“Damn did you see those mammy hams”

by Ham_chaser August 11, 2019

Ham-splain

To unwontedly and incorrectly answer a question asked by a fellow student before the trained professional has a chance to speak. This explanation consists of a knowledge dump, relevant to the course but nothing related to the question.

Student 1: Excuse me sir, what would the implications of a tariff be on an economy?
Teacher: Excellent question, firstly you mu-

Student 2: So basically it all comes back to the supply and demand theory...
Student 1: Stop ham-splaining
Teacher: AS I WAS SAYING. It comes dow-
Student 2: What sir is trying to say is...

by Underlord_of_the_dark_69 October 26, 2020

ham rack

Fat boob

That girl is a real ham rack

by Hahafunnygirl60 April 19, 2015