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Hammy the ham

The most perfect person ever. Chwis simps for her.
by yuhyuhariola June 30, 2021
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Ham Crevasse

An extremely meaty lady trouser area.
Hey Dave, check out Sandra's Ham Crevasse.
by Curtain1080 March 22, 2011
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Ham-splain

To unwontedly and incorrectly answer a question asked by a fellow student before the trained professional has a chance to speak. This explanation consists of a knowledge dump, relevant to the course but nothing related to the question.
Student 1: Excuse me sir, what would the implications of a tariff be on an economy?
Teacher: Excellent question, firstly you mu-

Student 2: So basically it all comes back to the supply and demand theory...
Student 1: Stop ham-splaining
Teacher: AS I WAS SAYING. It comes dow-
Student 2: What sir is trying to say is...
by Underlord_of_the_dark_69 October 25, 2020
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Ham Cake

An extremely buff person. They are made up of about 5% body fat or lower. Every vein in their body pops out when they perform any type of life task. They usually have a BMI of above 26 yet stand at a height of around 5'9. Essentially they look like an upside down ham while looking "caked up" on some type of steroid. Many people will ask if they are taking some type of steroid or supplement yet they will deny it.
Holy cow! Look at that ham cake! he looks just like Alex SR.

-Oh yea that kids a huge ham cake.
by zunit469 July 31, 2014
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Weigh the ham

Taking a fat crap after a holiday meal
Where’s Steve? Oh he had to go weigh the ham....
by Weigh that yam November 24, 2019
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ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie
The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...
by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020
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Ham off

To wank.
"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."
by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008
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