dick ham

Some dumb shit me and my friend made up

Me: “Dick ham”
Friend: “the fuck”

by Donald Baudelaire January 31, 2022

Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham

you fuckin penis ham

by @637Qzy on twitter May 6, 2021

ham police

Silly bitches on Facebook with unsolicited opinions of your canine's special treats

"Don't put up a picture of your dog with a ham bone on Facey- it will summon the ham police!"

by saynotohampolicing January 28, 2014

Ham off

To wank.

"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."

by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008

Ham-splain

To unwontedly and incorrectly answer a question asked by a fellow student before the trained professional has a chance to speak. This explanation consists of a knowledge dump, relevant to the course but nothing related to the question.

Student 1: Excuse me sir, what would the implications of a tariff be on an economy?
Teacher: Excellent question, firstly you mu-

Student 2: So basically it all comes back to the supply and demand theory...
Student 1: Stop ham-splaining
Teacher: AS I WAS SAYING. It comes dow-
Student 2: What sir is trying to say is...

by Underlord_of_the_dark_69 October 25, 2020

Ham Cake

An extremely buff person. They are made up of about 5% body fat or lower. Every vein in their body pops out when they perform any type of life task. They usually have a BMI of above 26 yet stand at a height of around 5'9. Essentially they look like an upside down ham while looking "caked up" on some type of steroid. Many people will ask if they are taking some type of steroid or supplement yet they will deny it.

Holy cow! Look at that ham cake! he looks just like Alex SR.

-Oh yea that kids a huge ham cake.

by zunit469 July 31, 2014

ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020