National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Columbus Dick Sucker

Derogatory term for people from Spain. The meaning comes from Christopher Columbus and how it is stereotypical for people from Spain to say he discovered America even though it was already inhabited.

“F$&k off you, Columbus Dick Sucker!” (Offensive)

by Playboyfrog1 May 21, 2024

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress

*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"

by ViperUrban June 6, 2024

The Louisville Sucker

The Louisville Sucker is an act when a person or animal places their penis inside of a vacuum to grow its size. (Note) The vacuum must be purchased in the city of Louisville Kentucky

Me and James made our way to Kentucky to buy a vacuum, so we can do that new hip trend The Louisville Sucker.

by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024

this game sucks

A statement made by a gamer when his opponent uses game mechanics against him, leading to infuriating results. The gamer gets salty regardless of whether he wins or loses the game. He wants the game developers to make changes to the game mechanics to prevent such circumstances from repeatedly occurring.

"Chat, all he did was low forward drive rush and fireball drive rush. This game sucks!"
"I knew the drive rush was coming and I still get hit. This game sucks!"
"This game sucks. Marvel is the best fighting game ever created."

by MostHonestGamer March 21, 2024

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis

A prison romance movie

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.

by queensburykid March 30, 2024