weather fucked

where you get screwed out of doing something because the weather outside sucks dick.

I really wanted to go fishing this weekend but i got weather fucked.

by Crazy Ninja Monkey January 30, 2009

fucking a goat

this is used ,usually on a construction job, where a complete retard just cant do enough wrong to get fired cause he " has a picture of the boss fucking a goat" and said boss doesnt want the information to surface.

that guy cant even piss without instructions and someone holding his hand,he must have a picture of someone fucking a goat not to be fired.

by evilgoodness July 6, 2014

Pigeon Fuck

When two or more people are able to engage in consensual sex without knowing one another's native language. Bonus points for making use of a pigeon.

"What did you do to smash if you couldn't speak English to her?"- Hannibal Buress
"Let's just say we had a pigeon fuck."- George Clooney

by TI83 September 14, 2014

nose fucked

To have a man or woman continuously stick their nose in your vagina

My boyfriend came over and nose fucked me

by Ric082 January 11, 2015

stunt fuck

You fucked ever style position and then you go improve with new positions,.

Hey Harold hurry up man . What's wrong .you can barely get around .I know last night me and Laurie stunt fucked.and I did some.tricks that I shouldn't have at my age

by HWH chinaman June 30, 2015

fucking goofy

Minny Mouse cheating on Mickey Mouse. Soon after get a divorce...

Lawyer: he said she was just fucking silly.
Mickey: NO I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!

by Thishellaguy July 27, 2017

Fuck off

A term to tell someone to go away or get out of your business.

Annoying person: who are you texting

You: fuck off

by Fackyachickenstrips June 20, 2018