skibidi penis

evil penis. most white men have it. specifically below-average looking men. immune to black people. hispanic, asians and all other races have slight chance to have it.

bro have you seen gavins skibidi penis? it insulted my mother.

by typicalsneeze April 10, 2024

Penis

A Vagina

Ay yo, that penis looking GOOD

by Darkdeath260 April 12, 2024

Penis

the male magic wand that shoots milk when excited and is usually under 8 inches

girl: what's that?
guy: oh, that's my magic wand (penis)!
girl:why is it so small?
guy: I'm not sure.

by TheGuyWithNoLife April 14, 2024

big penis

something you can only dream of having

i have a big penis, my penis is bigger than yours

by gigadiga April 19, 2024

penis envy

a certain type of shrooms that when consumed help with making the act of gooning and edging way easier
the best dose is 8 grams it will make you goon all over this is not a lie

after taking a large amount of penis envy i gooned for a good 13 hours

by gooner2007 April 19, 2024

Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.

Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.

Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024