vinegar penis

when ur penis hurts

"yo i just slapped my dick now i have vinegar penis"

by bobharryguacamoel August 26, 2019

Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.

Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!

by BattyMassive September 16, 2019

Pant Penis

When you sit while wearing pants, extra fabric in the crotch forms a fold that resembles a penis.

I need to pull my pants or else I’ll have a pant penis!

by Jeanne Mango October 1, 2019

paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.

Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace

by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019

paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.

Ghost hunting is all fun and games until you find out that your wife got murdered buy a ghost with a paranormal penis. What Hurts the Most is she wasn't screaming she was moaning. I'm just glad and hope she is resting in peace.

by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019

Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole

Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.

by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019