by Loki yoki September 29, 2019
Get the delusional bitch syndromemug. When some short guys think they need to act tough to make up for their short stature. They may also try extra hard to get hold of any women.
"Paul is a little guy with a big ego. He's 5 foot 4 but has biceps the size of boulders. He also looks extra hard for girls on Snapchat or Instagram who he doesn't even know, to act like he can get a girl. Definition of Short Man Syndrome
by Schmo October 18, 2018
Get the Short Man Syndromemug. A man who wears cowboy boots that have a little heel to them so that they feel bigger in stature. He also can't stick to just one woman and feels the need to control her and make sure she doesn't see anyone else but him. He lets his attitude and personality grow to the height he really wants to be. He has to prove to the world that he's "somebody", important and/or in control even though he's short or small in certain areas. They are often called "jerks", "arrogant", etc. because their personality is taller or much bigger than they are making their insecurity even more transparent.
"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good , but instead I have (little man syndrome) and cant call her but all I like to do is play games and control her"
by DontEverPutMeSecondAGAIN January 4, 2017
Get the little man syndromemug. The act of thoughtlessly subjecting Role-playing Game party members to damage (usually splash) while trying to solve puzzles, knock NPCs unconscious, and/or attacking an enemy that someone is in melee combat with.
DM: LOOK OUT! The Dagger Throwing Halfling is whipping daggers everywhere and has Just wounded the Elf!
PC #1: Damnit, he has Silver Dagger Syndrome again!
PC #1: Damnit, he has Silver Dagger Syndrome again!
by Anarchic-Force August 13, 2006
Get the Silver Dagger Syndromemug. Not all humans make bowel movements everyday. And on the rare occasion one of those people make two bowel movements with a 24 hour span, Second Dump Syndrome is the worry that goes through said persons head of the possible (but erroneous) deathly diseases he or she THINKS they may have.
Person On the toilet talking on Phone: "O.M. GOD, this is my second dump today, I probably have a new breed of the Mad Bird Flu Cow Positive Disease. I should get checked out."
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
by Jerk Face Jerk Man January 14, 2011
Get the Second Dump Syndromemug. P1: "Dude are we in the millennium falcon?"
P2: "No you are just experiencing Millennium Falcon Syndrome.
P2: "No you are just experiencing Millennium Falcon Syndrome.
by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011
Get the Millennium Falcon Syndromemug. Also known as the "Summer Vacation" S.S.S. is commonly found in young students whom normally perform well beyond a 4.0 GPA avg are intellectually degraded from an awesome summer. The beginning of the school year is when the syndrome is truly spread out, but there have been confirmations that "Spring Break" is another vulnerable time to catch S.S.S.
Commonly students are diagnosed with the following:
1) Inability to write properly
2) Disorganized lifestyle
3) Crying/Whining about learning
4) In-Coherency
5) Coming late to class
Commonly students are diagnosed with the following:
1) Inability to write properly
2) Disorganized lifestyle
3) Crying/Whining about learning
4) In-Coherency
5) Coming late to class
Anton: Hey Frank! What a crazy ass summer break we had huh? Too bad school starts tomorrow :(
Frank: Yeah I know right? I'll never forget summer 2010. We should go back to Lori's house soon. Do you remember the address 'cause I forgot my True Religion jeans there. :P
Anton: OK OK I'll write it down for ya. I'll have to find my pen it's somewhere in a cluttered pile of crap inside my bag.
(Anton tries to write the address, but he seems to be writing scribbles.)
Frank: Whoa wtf? You're writing's so messy man, is there something wrong with you or what? I say stop wackin off. lulz
Anton: What? Say that again?! Ms. Jansen already yelled at me twice this morning for coming in late then she yelled at me even louder for not paying attention at some instructions for our yearbook project.
Frank: Ohhh...jeezzz. You are messed up today. You think you have....
(Principal walks in with an eye popping out staring at Anton and Frank in a seemingly awkward manner)
Principal: STUPID STUDENT SYNDROME! (LEEEROOOYYY JEEENKKINS! style)
Frank: Yeah I know right? I'll never forget summer 2010. We should go back to Lori's house soon. Do you remember the address 'cause I forgot my True Religion jeans there. :P
Anton: OK OK I'll write it down for ya. I'll have to find my pen it's somewhere in a cluttered pile of crap inside my bag.
(Anton tries to write the address, but he seems to be writing scribbles.)
Frank: Whoa wtf? You're writing's so messy man, is there something wrong with you or what? I say stop wackin off. lulz
Anton: What? Say that again?! Ms. Jansen already yelled at me twice this morning for coming in late then she yelled at me even louder for not paying attention at some instructions for our yearbook project.
Frank: Ohhh...jeezzz. You are messed up today. You think you have....
(Principal walks in with an eye popping out staring at Anton and Frank in a seemingly awkward manner)
Principal: STUPID STUDENT SYNDROME! (LEEEROOOYYY JEEENKKINS! style)
by Pat_MeGron September 8, 2010
Get the Stupid Student Syndromemug.