Penis water

A piss, usually only used when drinking with the boys

“Hold that thought, I’ve just gotta pop a penis water right quick”

by DolphinRapist June 16, 2023

Belly button penis

When a man has a penis that sticks out no further than his belly button

I asked him if that was his belly button or his penis and he said it was his belly button penis

by Sumfukinguy June 18, 2023

PENIS FART

TEEHEETEEHEE

i want to penis fart on you

by jadenmolinaisapissbaby June 22, 2023

penis

the 1 inch thing between your legs

My penis is small

by axolotltltltl June 22, 2023

penis safari

The act of getting your arm stuck in a washing machine.

"What's up with tom!?" "I think he is going on a penis safari!"

by pussydestroyer17 June 23, 2023

Penis

A lot of people say a dog is a man's best friend, but obviously those people have never explored themselves.

Penis; I love having sex with my penis

by A Wise Man Said So June 26, 2023

penis cufufel

Birds fighting using their penises.

Holy crap! I just seen a penis cufufel!

by Cantaloupe84 February 23, 2023