God she was so hot...I thought it would just be a quickie, but I decided I was going for the bronze as soon as she got naked.
by DirtyNerdyAndWordy January 27, 2021
by SippyCUpBois December 12, 2021
Dude1: « do you know where the tv remote went ? »
Dude 2: « did you look in between the cushions ? »
Dude1: (sarcasticly)Thanks, dude! That’s some real don’t-let-go advice right there ! »
Dude 2: « did you look in between the cushions ? »
Dude1: (sarcasticly)Thanks, dude! That’s some real don’t-let-go advice right there ! »
by Shittles the teddy bear August 23, 2019
What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.
Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?
Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg
Lilli: Im going to bed.
Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?
Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg
by Hottie Amelia June 2, 2022
"I don't care bitch! I'm Going Back For Seconds!"
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...
by SELNC January 21, 2020