Dirty Zander

A person who is a genius. They will get married and have a hot wife/ handsome husband. Will have 2 kids.

You can say oh what a dirty Zander and it’s a compliment

by Jonathon Beth April 17, 2020

The Dirty Deb

When the son in law uses instant mash potato at a family dinner, for the purposes of pleasuring his mother in law's anus. When finished, the mashed potato is then spread amongst the family to enjoy. Not dissimilar to the saying of grace.

As Sam approaches the dinner table with the mashed taters, him and Deborah lock eyes. "It's gorgeous" she says, biting her bottom lip as she presents her anus. Sam, quivering in anticipation and mashed potato in hand then commences The Dirty Deb. Proceeding to jam Deborah's butthole with the mash and gazing into is his wife to be's eyes, the Dirty Deb continues until the mixture is consistent and ready to be served. The family waits in anticipation for their meal.

by T-Bone6969 September 14, 2017

Dirty Fit

The sort of girl that is blatantly a beast in the bedroom and you wouldn't want to introduce to your parents.

A dirty fit girl is more of a tease than a slut. Won't always put out. Dresses Provocatively. Will probably end up getting married to a rich fella.

by IggyWup January 16, 2011

Dirty Mustache

When a person gains the ability to grow a mustache but it's thin and patchy.

John: " Ugh! I wish Michael would shave off that dirty mustache!"
Ben: "Just because you can grow facial hair, doesn't always mean you should."

by SuprSaiyanTurry December 26, 2015

dirty fatima

When somebody fails no nut novembre in the last 2 days.

I really tried to complete nnn and dont pull of the dirty fatima, but then Josh just rolled over me like a train.

by Jack19001 November 24, 2020

DIRTY HAM

When having sex with your partner doggy style, you take your dirty underwear and stick it in their mouth, pulling back like a bridal. When you nut, they vomit, and as your laughing walking out you tell them," Brush your teeth you nasty fucking pig!!!"

If that bitch dont answer the phone, shes getting a dirty ham tonight fa sho!

by Dezz Nutts July 6, 2016

Dirty Ryker

The act in which a male fists himself to the point of anal contusions while jacking off with a sandpaper glove. Then proceeds to defecate and allow the female to consume the ripped asshole, dick skin, and feces with only her tongue.

“Sorry man I can’t come over tonight. I was hospitalized trying to perform a Dirty Ryker.”

by Penisman1987 April 23, 2020