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deez nuts

in yo mouth
by MisterTDS February 28, 2022
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Nut

1. Nut, in botany, dry hard fruit that does not split open at maturity to release its single seed. ... A nut resembles an achene but develops from more than one carpel (female reproductive structure), often is larger, and has a tough woody wall. Examples of true nuts are the chestnut, hazelnut, and acorn.

2. Bustin on a bitch
Honey can you eat this nut (acceptable for both definitions)
by SimpleMindedSackofShit April 28, 2021
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Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.
Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.
by Ianrayc March 14, 2019
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Nut Choker Pants

Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
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hangover nut

Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.
Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?

A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
by Connie Linquos March 12, 2014
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ninny nut city

A ninny, a person who is so dumb that you can’t even fathom speaking to them. Nut city, a place where ninny’s live that closely resembles the circus and clowns.
Hayley moore lives in ninny nut city
by UrBiggestHater March 3, 2024
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Torques my Nuts

Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.
That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.
by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020
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