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Master of the Nut

A person (mainly male) who beats No Nut November and Destroy Dick December.
People who hold this title have proven to be able to control their horniness at will.
Eric: "Bro have you heard that Lucas beat NNN AND DDD?"

Tom: "Damn that wigga really is the Master of the Nut"
by Sakor December 5, 2022
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tinkle nut

An acorn in a bed of har is all your gonna see down there.
Chad pissed on his balls again! What a fucking tinkle nut.
by @therealthiccolascage December 16, 2022
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clutch nut

When your nuts hurt from pushing in a clutch pedal all day.
(walks into house after trucking all day) Wife-why are you constantly grabbing your balls!? Husband-ive been trucking all day and I've got a bad case of clutch nut!
by Racer89 July 30, 2019
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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014
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Omega Nut

Omega Nut. A Word Which describes your burning passion to nut in someone.
Example:
Boy 1. Woah! Do you see Emma over there?
Boy 2. Yup, Omega Nut my boy.
Boy 1. Wish I could.
by Nutter42 May 3, 2018
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Nostalgia Nut

A nostalgic memory from something you like (like a video game you used to play) and that nostalgia is so good it gives you a mental orgasm
Person 1: Dude, I was playing skyrim the other day and when the soundtrack kicked in I got a weird mental orgasm

Person 2: Oh I feel you, its like a nostalgia nut, right?

Person 1: EXACTLY!
by Harolds BJBJ's December 3, 2019
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Sog Nut

by coltsjg18 April 7, 2017
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