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Sand Baby 

When an illegal immigrant from Mexico runs to the border while pregnant and accidentally has a baby in the sand.
Person 1: "Is she from the US?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, I heard she's a sand baby."
Sand Baby by TheMasterOfBates June 29, 2011

muscular baby 

An overly developed child. A muscular one year old featured on Jerry Springer.
That muscular baby is a product of an overbearing father.
muscular baby by Delmuire December 22, 2009

his baby 

What a girl in Albemarle is to a boy in Monroe
his baby maddie his baby caroline
his baby by Audrina Grace November 11, 2010

Sugar Baby 

A darling child of no means who attracts the attention and gifting of older benefactors, like grandfathers or grandmothers, ultimately for the benefit of its slacker parents.
Our sugar baby, Ashley, got us a new apartment because she smiled so sweetly to Great Grammie.
Sugar Baby by PrairieDog612 March 31, 2011

retard baby 

someone who is stupid or does stupid things
babies are retarted
people who act retarted are retard babies
"Retard baby, that says 300, not zero" Shoshana said to Guerin
"I can't believe you showed the cake with penises drawn all over it to a teacher, you retard baby!"
"William Estes is the biggest retard baby i know"
retard baby by g ho October 30, 2007

Bush Baby 

(v)A sexual position in which you insert your scrotum into the vagina.

(v)The term to describe a vaginal tea bag.

(n)A hairy ball sack.
Man I was with this girl last night and I totally gave here my Bush Baby.
Bush Baby by Durzo November 1, 2007