blown out 

A girl who's vaginal opening has been stretched and mangled beyond functionality. Various nerves have been destroyed due to rapid and frequent contact with bulbous peni.

Peter North's girlfriend has a blown out cooter.

blown out by Tom March 5, 2004

salamander brownie 

a fake-ass trick who doesnt know her own name when she walks down the street but who tries to front like she got somethin'.

yo, did you see that salamander brownie walk past?

damn, bitches be trippin
word, son, bitches be salamander brownies out this bitch

salamander brownie by tvh August 17, 2006

baltimore brownie 

the act of shitting on the top of a girls head and jizzing on the shit...only can be completed by the most advanced of men

baltimore brownie
(mid-blow job)
"damn i gotta shit"-guy
"ok but wen u get up can u get me a brownie, im hungry"-bitch
"alright if u say so"
(proceeds to pull out, shit on the top of her head, and then blowing his man juice on the top of the freshly steamed shit)
"ahhh wtf i thought u loved me"-bitch
"NOPE!....leaves the house and proceeds to tell all his friends

baltimore brownie by tony danza is the boss December 9, 2009

Browning Automatic Rifle 

Also called a BAR, the weapon served as a sqaud automatic rifle for US forces as well as its allies through World War Wwo and the Korean War. First issued in 1918, it was designed for assaults on entrenched positions to help break the stalemate of World War One. It took .30 caliber rounds and was a gas-operated, magazine fed, aircooled support weapon.

Those faggot Krauts were blown apart by the heavy .30 caliber BAR rounds.

Browning Automatic Rifle by JRT October 6, 2003

Jackson Browne 

The mental state one feels, or is in, when going long periods without sleep.

Based on Jackson Brownes hit 1977 Running on empty... stats to follow:

Released December 6, 1977 on Asylum Records (6E 113)
(RIAA Certified Gold on 12/28/77 and Platinum on 8/25/78)
(RIAA Certified Multi-Platinum on 12/12/97. 5 Million Sold)
(RIAA Certified Multi-Platinum again on 9/6/01 for 7 Million Sold)

Whew man, I'm a little Jackson Browne today... I need to catch some shut eye.

Question: How do you do it? You work all day and party all night...

Response: Jackson Browne man, Jackson Browne...

Jackson Browne by Monica Smothers September 17, 2007

blown raspberry/squashed raspberry 

When a girl is on her period and not wearing a pad or tampon the blood stains all over her clothes

blown raspberry/squashed raspberry

blown raspberry/squashed raspberry by Kandygirl342 June 1, 2012

brownbottoms 

1. n. A fecalated and arrogant musician, particularly one who is a middle-aged, pretentious, artsy narcissist who fucks a musical instrument and claims to be too busy and important to take the time to wipe his own ass. Since he has no friends, the ass is never wiped; therefore his bottoms remain perpetually brown.

2. n. The soiled pants or underwear of a brownbottoms.

3. v. to insert the bow of a cello, violin, or viola de gamba up one's ass without cleaning it before its musical usage is resumed.

That virtouoso of the cello is a real brownbottoms.

Don't go near him; his brownbottoms will make you wretch and gag.

Ewww, don't touch that instrument--I think some one brownbottomsed it!

brownbottoms by nihilist_ferret December 5, 2004