One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

One With

Australian for a Bunnings BBQ sausage sizzle order. Where you get 1 sausage sanga with onions.

Hi, I'd like one with please.

by ABBSSOW August 18, 2024

one on the city

To order a water in a coffee shop or restaurant.

Give me one on the city...

by MarkBryan March 4, 2007

one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.

girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!

by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011

Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

Down in One!

The beginning of counting down for someone to chug their beer, or drink they must drink. And if the whole thing is sung and they haven't finished their drink then they don't deserve to be at your party.
(The full P.C. phrase: Down in One! , Down in One, Down in One, Down in Two, Down in Two, Down in Two, Down in Three, Down in Three, Down in Three, Down in Four ... You're a Bore, Why are we waiting we could be masterb*ting, Drink MF, Drink MF Drink!)

Drunk Party People: *Playing Kings Cup*
Very Drunk Bro: *Gets stacked* Damn it, I lost.
Everyone else: Down in One!...
Very Drunk Bro: *Finishes by Two*
Me: Well that's what you get for standing to the left of me.

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019

Hole in one

In masturbation, when you cum and it jumps directly into your belly button

"Last night, I was masturbating and I did a hole in one"

by Streakyzeus October 29, 2020