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Christmas Nut

When you masturbate on the 25th of December to anything remotely christmas related.
Chase, dinner is ready stop having a Christmas nut.
by In your fridge December 11, 2019
mugGet the Christmas Nutmug.

NUTS!

The origin of nuts came from General McAuliffe in world war 2 at the battle of the bulge in Belgium. In 1944 mid-December, a German commander requested the "honorable surrender" of General McAuliffe and his troops to which General McAuliffe sent the German commander just the word "NUTS!" which also means "go to hell."
To the U.S.A. Commander of the encircled town of Bastogne. "There is only one possibility to save the encircled U.S.A. Troops from total annihilation: that is the honorable surrender of the encircled town."

To the German Commander: "NUTS!"
by cantinaguessedit April 30, 2022
mugGet the NUTS!mug.

salad no nuts

This is the insulting term you call some dude who is acting real tough but you know that he is a total coward. He is soft like a salad and also has no hard crunch that nuts can provide in a salad.
Steve: "Now, shut your mouth before I do! Come at me, bro!"
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."
by von groovy July 8, 2024
mugGet the salad no nutsmug.

Nut theft auto

The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.
I will be right back gang! im going to nut theft auto
by smarttard December 22, 2023
mugGet the Nut theft automug.

Deez nuts

the tensticels in a funny way
Guy1:deez nuts
Guy2: kill you're self
by Arbobarbro April 5, 2023
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

no nut novemeber

No Busting a FAT nut during no nut novemeber (NNN)
Jeffrey: yooo you know its nnn
justin: No? whats nnn?
Jeffrey: omg dude! its No Nut Novemeber!!!
Justin: Whats that
Jeffrey: you cant nut.
by Manlymanofthemen December 21, 2021
mugGet the no nut novemebermug.

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