Boomerang Inspiration

When you are an inspiration to someone, then they end up taking your inspiration and doing something with it that inspires you in return.

When Benji decided to swim 100 laps after hearing how much swimming had benefitted me, I felt a huge sense of boomerang inspiration.

by Melanie Wojak August 7, 2024

Hip Install

To put one's dick into a chick, thus 'installing' one's hips.

Construction Worker 1: "Damn, look at that chick walking by..."

Construction Worker 2: "Hell yeah, I did a hip install on her last week...she's STILL walking funny..."

by TheRealBamboonga September 7, 2023

Jarsquat instinct

The innate urge to squeeze glass objects with a hand or other orifice until it shatters.

Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?

by Jank Sinatra September 11, 2023

blind insertion airway device

A medical device used to establish and maintain a patient’s airway when traditional methods are difficult or impossible.

I thought that a blind insertion airway device helps blind people breathe.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

The Insurrection Act

So... Trump tries to use "The Insurrection Act" and YOUR response is.... "NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE INSURRECTION!!"

Hym "WOW guys! The Uno reverse card is LITERALLY your only move in life, huh? He uses the Insurrection act after Biden says 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency. Call these lawyers and they'll tell you what to do.' And YOUR ACTUAL RESPONSE to THAT is 'Umm... Um... No YOU'RE DOING AN INSURRECTION! I'm not doing that! YOU are!' That's worse than Jordan's 'Activists are pussy-charlatans!' accusation. You guys are ridiculous. You really are not to be taken seriously."

by Hym Iam September 24, 2023

Cancer Insulin

Carbon Dioxide Builds Up In The Body, When You Never Exhale It Out Of The Body and Glucose Will Not Survive In The Body of Glucagon.

Austin: “Wussup Bro Are You Good Today?”
Cody: Uh No

Austin: Why?
Cody: I Have Cancer Insulin In My Body
Austin: Oh No, You Are Going To Be Dead, I will Call Up The Ambulance And Help You Out.

by 21jay October 28, 2023

ADHD Insomnia

Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.

"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."

by Uncle McFlirty October 30, 2023